would you even believe me if i told you that this was originally supposed to be my self portrait? of course you wouldn’t.
My hips look like that
sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate
one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.
i remember during finals week the kid that sat next to me noticed that everybody was stressed out so he carried around two backpacks and one was full of hostess snacks