dynastylnoire:

fightingonarrival:

*DEAD*

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROFL

dynastylnoire:

fightingonarrival:

*DEAD*

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROFL



reblogged 14 minutes ago with 40,356 notes ; via shuttersmiley + fightingonarrival
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

polishvodka:

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

Don’f forget they show affection for their lover’s family by saying “cagaré en la boca de tu mama” which means “your parents bring joy to my existence” and  I think that’s real swell

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO logging out 🚶



reblogged 16 minutes ago with 57,941 notes ; via armaniblanco + nicklugo
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

nearly-headless-horseman:

anightvaleintern:

iwishiwaskristenstewartsgf:

briellableu:

beautiesofafrique:

Newborn baby stuns doctors by holding her own bottle (in the UK)

A baby girl has amazed doctors with her ability to hold her own feeding bottle. Two-week-old Ammra was able to grasp her bottle alone just three days after she was born at Queen’s Hospital, Romford in Essex, her mother Onyi Chiedozie said.The 20-year-old, who is using a combination of breast and bottle feeding, said doctors and nurses were stunned by the baby’s ability to master her strong grip so soon after she was born.

Source

Black excellence 

this baby is gonna be a brain surgeon when she’s like 10

For people who are like big deal, she held a cup.

My nephew didn’t hold a bottle till he was like one.  Most babies don’t know how to process gravity or the concept of if you grip the bottle it stays close to you where you can suckle it and if you tilt it back the liquid is accessible and it’s a lot to process for a baby okay.

This baby is way ahead in neuromuscular and cognitive development. She’s one of the xmen probably, it’s really amazing, the equivalent of a baby saying it’s first word at 2 months old ok it’s really amazing



reblogged 19 minutes ago with 89,969 notes ; via radneto + beautiesofafrique
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

image

image

you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.



reblogged 19 minutes ago with 745,902 notes ; via ruinedchildhood + narcotic
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
voodouqueen:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Flexin on dese hos and also bein safe. Thanks.

voodouqueen:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Flexin on dese hos and also bein safe. Thanks.



reblogged 21 minutes ago with 53,007 notes ; via fucky0urdr3ams + nowyoukno
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------


reblogged 23 minutes ago with 1,617 notes ; via andallthatfunstuff + dicaprionetwork
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
©